Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Babygirl 2024

  ★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  excruciating to watch. painfully unsexy, I’ve never been less sold on a dudes apparent allure - he was genuinely, without pause, a petulant child. Girl stand the fuck up

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  Poor Things 2023

  ½ Watched 11 Feb 2024

  A perfect cautionary tale to women - don’t throw yourself off a bridge, there may be some creep waiting to desecrate your body. 

  Jokes aside, there’s so much about this movie that I absolutely hated. The movie reveals to us that Bella is essentially a child in the first 30 mins and the next hour and half revolves around her having sex. There’s even a sex scene of her having sex in FRONT of children (it is requested, there is…

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  Frenzy 1972

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Oct 2024

  This was sooo surprisingly funny, I really enjoyed this. Everyone couldn’t stop talking about how much a goddamn rat bastard Richard was that I truly didn’t think there was going to be any resolution for him at the end lmao. 

  I appreciate that we didn’t see the second attack, and the slow zoom out from Rusk’s apartment while it was happening was great. When Rusk was going through the potato sack looking for his pin and had his head underneath,…