Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  21 Bridges 2019

  ★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2024

  It was fine. But I fuckin started screaming 1/4 stars when the subway took off even though clearly nypd was conducting a pursuit. Like really???? My 6 train was stopped because a stupid dog was on the tracks, we are supposed to believe the doors would stay open that long while two dudes have a staring contest AND it takes off afterwards?

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  Drive-Away Dolls 2024

  ★★ Watched 22 Feb 2024

  I get it. It’s camp. I’m from Fort Worth where the main character is from and I’ve never heard anyone speak like that. They really heard her crap accent and said “yeah this is acceptable”. How is a plot predictable while making no sense at all.

Popular reviews

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  Midsommar 2019

  ½ Rewatched 20 Feb 2024

  This film is the reason I fight for abortions. Nothing in the film mentions abortions, I just wish the writers and directors had never been born so I didn’t have to waste my time watching this crap. Dude I get it, CULTTTTTTT OOOOOOOOOOO. Why does the cast look like they walked into a Starbucks in Austin and said “who wants to be in a movie”

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  Rushmore 1998

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Apr 2023

  I saw myself in this movie too much to the point where I was just uncomfortably the whole time but I fucking loved it. 

  The soundtrack blends so perfectly.

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