Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Spider-Man 3 2007

  ★★★ Rewatched 06 Dec 2021 2

  My girlfriend said this as Sandman was flying away at the end: “Wait he can’t have sex anymore, when he puts it in his wife’s wet pussy, it’ll just crumble.”

  I had to walk out of the room I was so stunned

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  High Life 2018

  ★★★ Watched 18 Apr 2019 1

  some dude behind me to his friend: “hey this sucks can i leave and i’ll meet you after it’s done?”

Recent reviews

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  The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Farmer Jim was so fucking bizarre but so fucking funny i was laughing my ass off as he was barely animated walking away

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  Koyaanisqatsi 1982

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  This is like when you think about space a little too hard. Humanity is truly mind blowing to me. Like how did we as a society of human beings create the world?? Philip Glass’ music pumping thru the speakers as the visuals go from mountains, to cities, to thousands of humans, to explosions, Twinkies assembly lines, to a rocket exploding, genuinely had me in awe the whole time. Fucking awesome and horrific at the same time

   I wonder what it would’ve been like to watch this high

Popular reviews

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  Before Sunrise 1995

  ★★★½ Watched 18 May 2019 1

  me towards the beginning of this movie: Ethan Hawke’s character is annoying and there’s no way this is really love

  me at the end of this movie: I’M DEPRESSED AND THIS MOVIE REALLY IS LOVE

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  Jumanji: The Next Level 2019

  ★★★ Watched 15 Dec 2019

  me in college in filmmaking classes: man i can’t write for shit, who would ever laugh at such dumb jokes?
  
  me watching Jumanji: The Next Level at 1:45 on a Sunday afternoon while my entire audience laughs their ass off at a testicles joke that goes on for almost three minutes: holy fuck