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  Snowpiercer 2013

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  I've never sat so still for a movie before, Tilda Swinton killed it, will be sending all my messages via tiny paper in a bullet.

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  Extreme Job 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

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  Don't Let the Riverbeast Get You! 2012

  ★★★★★ Added

  best quotes - serve as the best reason for you to WATCH THIS MOVIE NOW
  "It's just some weird loose rock"
  "but someone needs to attend from the god-family, so that's where you come in"
  "adrift in a galaxy of despair"
  "Get out of my habitat! Get out of my abode!"
  "One doesn't share butternut squash"
  "Kitty litter is the most versatile product" *throws the kitty litter*
  "I have a tasteful tank top below this sweater but I'm really hot - can I take it off?"
  "I merely exposed you for the deviant you really are"

  All delivered dead pan by non-actors.

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  looovveeee the dramatic priests - Stanley tucci slayed as always and now I aspire to have the sad forehead wrinkles of the lead. Almost made me like the Catholic Church for a hot sec

  also I will be using " I must circulate amongst the brothers" as an exit line.

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