Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Treasure of the Sierra Madre 1948

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Jun 2024

  Cutest old man in cinematic history!!

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  Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace 1999

  ★½ Rewatched 23 Mar 2024

  Not as bad as I remember but it definitely feels like a bunch of cut scenes from a Windows PC game. The final duel is top class and still feels epic despite the cheesy hairdos and makeup.

Popular reviews

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  Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023

  ½ Rewatched 27 May 2023

  The only good thing about this is that it finally made my 13 year old cousin realize that these marvel movies are rubbish.

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Oct 2019 1

  So that’s what a mermaid vagina looks like!