I didn't get what Joel Schumacher was doing with Batman Forever when it came out, and I was wrong. With Batman & Robin, I don't get what went wrong.
This should be a camp classic, the full transition from Burton's German Expressionist Gotham through the Adam West Batman and out the other side into pure spectacle. Instead, we got a film that's not only not horny (an unforgivable Batman sin,) but lacks any chemistry of any kind. For all the colors…