Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Ne Zha 2 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  super freaking cool

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  Fantastic Four 2005

  ★★ Watched 11 Jan 2025

  god i love jessica alba

Popular reviews

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  Twisters 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Jul 2024

  watched it in 4dx the twister went up my pussy  otherwise id give it 2 stars

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  Kung Fu Panda 4 2024

  ½ Watched 08 Mar 2024

  i’ve never felt a pain like this before. a cut so viscerally deep. this movie felt like i was seeing a beloved grandpa that i had so many fond memories with in my childhood again after 10 years only to find him a demented crippled rotting shell of his former self and everytime he looks at me he scowls and shouts “I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU” over and over. this movie had no substance, was cheaply…