dolphintears

dolphintears

you think this is a fuckin' costume? this is a way of life.

Favorite films

  • Demons
  • An American Werewolf in London
  • Combat Shock
  • Repo Man

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  • Puppet Master

    ★★★

  • Brother Bear 2

    ★★½

  • Brother Bear

    ★★★★

  • Heretic

    ★★

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  • Puppet Master

    Puppet Master

    ★★★

    me to my inanimate pekingese: This is gonna be a long and lonely night, sugar.

  • Death Spa

    Death Spa

    ★★★

    vaporwave coded fitness horror.
    quite stupid plot but the nice lights, nudity, and some fun gore makes up for it

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★

    it had some good moments, and liked how horny that shit was but felt like a mess, tried to be everything at the same time, while was seriously lacking something that earlier nosferatus had, maybe tension, soul, or both. visually for me it was very overprocessed, and just not as pleasing and simple as i want a nosferatu movie to be, maybe im just getting old idk

  • Shadows in Paradise

    Shadows in Paradise

    ★★★★

    "-whats keeping you?
    -horror, fear, and this work shift"

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