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Cowboy Bebop 1998
Wow. I can put Cowboy Bebop on here? WOW.
A lot of stuff happens in this show that makes me feel cool for watching it. Sometimes I look up shirts that say “See You Space Cowboy” on the internet and even almost buy them. But you know what? It’s still anime. It pulls the greatest trick of all - making you feel cool even though you’re still just watching anime. Do other shows do that? Evangelion is too esoteric. FMA…
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Mickey 17 2025
Everything about this movie is interesting except for the conflict on which its climax hinges. But boy, this is the best Robert Pattinson we’ve gotten, and we get two of them! Mark Ruffalo’s Trump impersonation doesn’t really hit, which is a shame because you know he can play a glorious idiot so much better when he’s not reined in by emulation.
This movie kept me engaged and awake on a sleepy day. An absolute lack of nuance to Bong’s English…
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Get Away 2024
Not really fun, not really scary, nothing clever to do with the genre. Twist is very easy to see coming and feels insultingly unearned. Undermines everything that came before it but builds nothing after it. Nauseating camera work. Tries to transplant the climax of Hot Fuzz into Midsommar but sticks the landing on neither. Fucks the landing up so bad it smacks its face on the ground. Nothing makes sense and nothing matters. Why do people even make movies? Should…
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Immaculate 2024
I can’t stress enough how dumb the twist in this movie is. telegraphed from very early on but you won’t see it coming because you’ll be whispering “no, no movie could be that stupid” to yourself. There are some moments that are cool because they directly ape other better movies that you’ll long for like a lover who could save you from this hell. there are some moments that imply a scarier, more involved horror movie that quickly give way…
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