Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Naqoyqatsi 2002

  ★ Watched 24 Aug 2024

  You either die a hero, or live long enough to make Naqoyqatsi

  All this brought to mind is the lurid 3D Homer at the end of that early Simpsons episode 🫠

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  Back to Black 2024

  ★★ Watched 12 Apr 2024

  This is a review of the people next to me.

  The guy:
  – Took off his socks halfway through the film
  – Picked his toenails
  – Browsed his phone for the first 20 minutes
  – Kept snogging his girlfriend
  – Brashly scarfed a hotdog
  – Laughed loudly and randomly throughout, like when Amy was about to die

  0/10 don't sit next to this pair.

Popular reviews

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  Downton Abbey: A New Era 2022

  ★★★ Watched 01 May 2022

  Imelda Staunton’s character liking to nap comes up twice in the film. Big fan. What more do you need?

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  The Commuter 2018

  ★½ Watched 11 Jan 2018

  Why does Liam Neeson do this shit?