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  The Room Next Door 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  This felt like it was made by an alien trying desperately to prove that they are human, and not in a fun way. 

  Whatta slog… but you know my rule… so 5 stars.

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  Up in the Air 2009

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 27 Feb 2025 1

  If this was made today, Ryan would 100% have a toxic manosphere podcast instead being a keynote speaker. 

  Also still best movie ever 🥲

Popular reviews

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  The Adventures of Milo and Otis 1986

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 May 2020 1

  AN EPIC. A SAGA.

  This flick is gnarly man. I watched it to detox from climax and boy howdy that was the wrong move. 

  Here’s some things you watch happen to REAL animals:
  -a pug fights a bear
  -a cat falls off a cliff
  -a cat goes down a waterfall 
  -a cat fights a snake 
  -a cat and dog give live birth (YES YOU WATCH IT REALLY HAPPEN) 
  -a pug fights a raccoon 
  -a pug gets a ride from a turtle

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  The Ten Commandments 1956

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 12 Apr 2020

  My family wanted to watch this again. 
  In the past 24 hours, I’ve spent 10 with Moses.