Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Good Time 2017

  ★★★★ Rewatched 04 Jan 2021

  honestly? i would let robert pattinson leave me for the cops after we rob a bank. i would let robert pattinson attempt to swindle me out of $10,000. i would let him enter my home under dubious pretenses and steal my hair dye and eat all my chicken nuggets and tell me he was a dog in a previous life. i would take one look at his ugly greasy mug and then let him do all of these things to me and worse

  priest: ... okay that’s not a sin but maybe say some hail marys anyways

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  Night of the Living Dead 1968

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Jan 2021

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  My King 2015

  ★★★½ Watched 11 Feb 2019

  vincent cassel and louis garrel being in the same film together... the two most iconic noses in contemporary french film

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  Mona Lisa Smile 2003

  ★★½ Watched 25 Jan 2019

  me watching maggie gyllenhaal wriggle around sexily on a couch: wow... she really is jake's sister...