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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Jan 2025

  If I was the most powerful man in Christendom, I too would have my death be the bane and ruin of as many people in my sphere as possible.

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  Hundreds of Beavers 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Jan 2025

  Just incredible. WOW. It’s like if Beaver Hitler committed Beaver 9/11.

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  Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025 1

  I didn’t watch this when it came out because I thought it’d remind me of a Marvel movie in all the worst ways. Highly popular IP with very recognizable talent in Michelle Rodriguez, Chris Pine, and Hugh Grant. I was probably right to avoid the theatre so I wouldn’t have to watch alongside people going ballistic shouting “THEY PUT A MIMIC IN THE MOVIE!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯”

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  Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 2002

  ★★½ Watched 08 Jan 2025

  This film CHANGED the industry, probably not for the better.

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