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  Predator 1987

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  I see your invisibility cloak and raise you one MUD.

  Anyway dudes rock

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Ruffalo should have been carrying a kid on his shoulders ¯_(ツ)_/¯.

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  Sea of Love 1989

  ★★★ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  I feel like I got the London philharmonic up my ass here.

  Wedding music hasn't changed in 35 years and we are forced to accept cultural scraps.

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  Paddington in Peru 2024

  ★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  Paddington briefly achieves enlightenment by abandoning the tongue of the colonizer.

  
  Also "prepare for paddington in peru" is my "let it go"

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