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  Mr. & Mrs. Smith 2005

  ★ Watched 07 Sep 2021

  i saw this movie on my 36th birthday. I was in the midst of finalizing my divorce. The problems the two main characters have in their marriage made me feel slightly better- although my bitch ex wife cheated on me with the pastor at our local new-age theatrical church. She took the kids, and i haven’t seen them since. I now have an animal sanctuary specifically for camels that were rescued from combat. Good riddance… I hated those bastard children.

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  Silence 2016

  ★★ Watched 25 Jul 2021

  this movie fucking sucked. every 5 minutes i wanted to tell andrew garfield to renounce god and go get some pussy or something

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  Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2008

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 May 2021

  yo this shit is bussing. i straight up hugged my mom and warmly laughed and smiled. she finally told me she loved me, after seeing the beverly chihuahua conquer adversity. also when the chihuahuas beats the joker and saves gotham city, i straight up teared up bro no cap. when bane (tom hardy) broke the chihuahuas back, i for real cried bro. on crip

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  High Life 2018

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Jun 2021

  sex dungeon! in space!

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