Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  Change the score and the beautiful camera angles and you’ve got yourself a teenage drama set in The Vatican.

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  These Jews be sad

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Oct 2024

  What the fuck…

  Throughout the flick I couldn’t decide if I liked it or not. It wasn’t until about halfway through when Demi Moore acted beautifully in such a raw scene that the film and all of its “stuff” clicked.

  The Substance is a gorgeous film that is so honest and vulnerable. The film is crazy and nothing anyone says can prepare you for it. It’s uncomfortable, honest, brutal and shockingly original. And for that I think this film is amazing and should be seen by the masses.

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  Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 2014

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 20 Sep 2024 1

  Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you

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