Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Domestic 2022

  ★★ Watched 17 Sep 2024

  This film is whack. Like if Ari Aster was South African and made Parasite. That shot of the ancestors straight POSING was hard as balls though, man.

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Aug 2024

  CGI Ian Holm was... a choice. It's not quite the perfect organism I was hoping for, but it is the best A L I E N film since the second movie.

Popular reviews

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  Sex House 2012

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2023

  "I don't know much about amphibian husbandry, but I'll learn :')

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  Blue Is the Warmest Color 2013

  ★ Watched 20 Jul 2022

  The fact that most of the overwhelmingly positive reviews were written by straight men should tell you everything you need to know. This movie's only saving grace is the power of its two leads.

  Also, being directed by a straight man, there was bound to be at least one "racy" sex scene - in fact, there are several, and all of them feel gratuitous and strangely out of place. The camera lingers just a little too long for it to…