Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nightbitch 2024

  ★★½ Watched 03 Jan 2025

  Nightbitch was gravely disappointing. It’s the oddly preachy equivalent of “my wife… amirite” but as a werewolf(?) movie? I so badly want to call it a hidden gem for the Adams performance and noble message, but its concept of “motherhood brings out the animal” could’ve been a Facebook post instead of a 90-minute body-horror(?) comedy(?) that’s never as funny or plain fucking weird as it wants to be.

  Nightbitch’s unsubtlety becomes extremely tedious. Less than 15 minutes in, it’s already…

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  Mufasa: The Lion King 2024

  ★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025 2

  I was expecting Mufasa to be shiny but soulless with the complete absence of a heart hitting a tad harder when the live action remakes aren’t even remakes. What I wasn’t expecting was for it to be one wildly annoying movie.

  Compared to 2019’s Lion King, Mufasa is a bit less of a reminder animation reigns superior. Jenkins at least seems more interested in adding dynamics to his CGI zoo so it doesn’t feel like watching a National Geographic documentary…

Popular reviews

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  The Underdoggs 2024

  Watched 27 Jan 2024 3

  Ultimate muthafuckin' greatness.

  1) Despite being directly about Snoop Dogg's actual youth football league, Snoop Dogg doesn't actually exist in the Underdoggs universe. Instead, they explain the 2 Gs because this fuckin' Kareem guy had two dogs named Washa and Drya (I think it was Killa and Skrilla, but don't act like you care.)

  2) The nerdy loser cliche is at an all-time low here. He only has one single interest, which is just not how this shit works. Why…

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★★ Watched 02 Aug 2024 2

  (Spoilers, but no major plot details. Cameos galore. Do with that as you wish.)

  It’s an enjoyable mess. Somewhere in my pretentious ass lies the ability to have fun. You know what's not fun half the time though? Deadpool & Wolverine.

  I hate movies that hate themselves. In this case, I hate media monopolies pretending their broken beyond repair cinematic universe just kinda happened to them. Opening narration, we get a monologue about Disney's ungodly wealth and licensing tomfuckery. Fool me…