Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  “What is this bullshit?” - Mark Ruffalo

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  Quasi at the Quackadero 1976

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

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Popular reviews

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  The Great Gatsby 2013

  ★ Watched 17 Mar 2025 2

  I am crying and throwing up how is this so bad

  It’s like a montage of lines from the book with zero thought or care put to what’s in between them or any attempt at coherence at all

  The zoom ins and adhd editing and modern music and the constant and pointless use of green screens and cgi all made me want to jump off a bridge I am SCREAMING

  also Tobey Maguire is so uncharismatic I hate him 😭

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2024

  WE ARE SMOKING THAT HARKONNEN PACK TONIGHT GENTLEMEN, CHEERS!

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