Feels like they wrote this movie during a 2am sugar rush and were just like “haha yeah add more screaming goats and print that shit so we can go to Taco Bell!”
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Captain America: Brave New World 2025
Thoroughly whelmed by Captain Falcon: Drab New World aka “Great Value The Winter Soldier.” Felt like a straight-to-video movie honestly.
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The Lighthouse 2019
On one level, this is a brilliantly-acted and artfully-directed psychological horror film about two lighthouse keepers slowly fighting greater levels of insanity due to their isolation and sensory deprivation.
On a deeper level, this is a modern myth open to multiple interpretations, inhabiting the liminal realm between reality and the maddening beyond, casting modern man’s obsession with self-sufficiency as a Promethean venture doomed from the start.
On an even DEEPER level, it’s about tEnTaCLe maStUrBatiOn.
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