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“Damn yo daddy mean. He worse than the boogeyman himself. He want you to rake all these leaves for $5. Who he think you is. Kunta Kinte?”

Favorite films

  • Dazed and Confused
  • Superbad
  • Varsity Blues
  • Boyz n the Hood

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  • Stepfather 3

    ★★

  • Stepfather 2

    ★★★

  • The Crush

    ★★★

  • Belly

    ★★★

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  • Little Giants

    Little Giants

    ★★★½

    Spike don’t play with girls

  • Presence

    Presence

    ★½

    That was horrible. I kept waiting for something to happen and it never did. What the hell did I just watch lol

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  • Get Out

    Get Out

    ★★★★★

    Daniel Kaluuya’s performance really drives this film home. Easily top 10 film of the 2010s

  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★★

    “I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I’d rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS F****** COUCH”

    This might arguably be the best sci-fi/horror of all time. John Capenter is the 🐐 for this one