Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  if I’d watched this when i was 13 I would have frantically been opening blender on my pc

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  Home Alone 1990

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 26 Dec 2023

  literally can’t remember when I watched it but it was one of the Crimbo™️ days

Popular reviews

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  Expedition Happiness 2017

  ★ Watched 11 Feb 2018 1

  watch 2 hipster plebs just focus on themselves and almost kill their dog :-) sad because the scenery is nice and the places they go are great but they ruin it because i literally could not care less about their bland personas and the fellas really bad tattoos. honestly the the fact they thought they could take a mountain dog to Death Valley and Mexico in boiling heat and expect him to be ok is beyond me.
  1 star for dog and scenery

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  Jock the Hero Dog 2011

  ½ Watched 14 May 2017

  the dog in this film is special, the dog is bold brave and did you know he's also special?? the dog is as bold as the day is long the dog is special, he doesn't do anything special at all in the film but the characters would like to let you know he's fuckin special and bold and brace he's special ! He's special!!! listen to the narrator he's special!! Please listen he's a special dog!! Just watch the film he's really special !!!!

  
  
  

  Didn't think landscapes in a film could get any worse than alpha and omega but here we are