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Alien: Covenant 2017
why do i keep watching this fucking movie and hoping it's better than the last time i watched it please kill me
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Arlington Road 1999
Yeah it still has a pacing problem. Right out of the gate the music and camera are cranked to the ER-max with what’s more of a slow, curious introduction.
Still, props for where it goes and what it does differently.
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Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 2025
I can never tell if he's playing a caricature to like... wedge his foot in the door of the minds of men who think like he does to make them better people, or if he's legit as insufferable in his personal life as he makes himself out to be in his comedy.
If it's the former, then sure I applaud whatever steps we need as a society to knock douchebag men like Rogan out of their toxic pedestals. If it's…
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Alien: Romulus 2024
Seriously the fan service was so bad I had to check if there was a chest burster in me. 10/10 immersion.
The callbacks were about as bad as it gets, and because they clumsily waded into some meta-ethically icky waters I was not prepared to see, it really ruined an otherwise fine experience for me-- frankly I'm surprised more people aren't up in arms about stuff like this while Late Night With the Devil gets crapped on for AI flashcards.…
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Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down! 1989
UPDATE NOTE 9/23: I have since watched and enjoyed Almodóvar's other movie All About My Mother which was comparatively not problematic at all and was super progressive, which lead me to circle back to my harsh review of this movie as I've learned this was meant to be a satire and, as you can see from my review, it went right over my head. I still can't say I enjoyed the experience of watching it (I imagine it on par…
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