Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Footloose 1984

  ★★★★ Rewatched 24 Feb 2025

  the glitter in the prom scene truly was an inspired choice, and so was casting Miles Teller as Willard in the inferior (but still enjoyable) remake

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  57 Seconds 2023

  ★½ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  does this movie make sense? no. is it good anyways? also no! did I enjoy watching it? yeah man I had a great laugh with the girlies and Josh Hutcherson was on my screen for like 90% of the movie 

  in a weird way Josh is the literal Waluigi to American hero Luigi??? I have so many questions and the movie provides exactly zero answers

  also, if I had a nickel for every time I’ve seen a movie where Josh Hutcherson sucks toes, I’d have two nickels (and a sneaking suspicion he likes sucking toes)

Popular reviews

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  Arrival 2016

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Jan 2025

  first time I saw this movie was on a whim of a double feature when my dad and I had gone out to see hacksaw ridge. decided to see another, saw the poster and said yeah that works, and went into it completely blind. we both had to sit in silence for a while in the car afterwards, processing the masterpiece we’d just seen together (and it wasn’t hacksaw ridge)

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  Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2009

  ½ Watched 06 Dec 2024

  I would have shut this off if not for the fact I was impressed at how they made a movie with so much physical comedy so painfully unfunny that I didn’t laugh once. you’d figure by that point it’d have just happened on accident, but no

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