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Sunset Boulevard 1950
My first watch (unless I saw it as a kid and don’t remember). I can see how this movie has really inspired ones that came after, even up to The Substance. Moments of Mulholland Drive seem reminiscent of this film too, but that may be more geographical.
The story of the narcissistic aging Hollywood ‘has-been’ is tough to watch. Because it’s obvious she is very manipulative, and somewhat spoilt by her previous fame, but her pain runs deep and seems…
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Mean Girls 2024
Hated this. Big fan of the original but I also have a very open mind! This was crap and made me flinch from embarrassment.
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We Live in Time 2024
Awful. Posh sourdough c*nts in beige linen rooms saying “absofuckinglutely” for 2 hours. There was no chemistry between the two leads and every conversation and anecdote between characters was lacklustre and boring. They tried to force us to connect with the characters by activities such as eating Jaffa cakes or other mundane activity dressed up as quirky yet relatable 😉
It completely lacked charm, in fact the only charming scene was the one with the only 2 working class characters…
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The Substance 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I don’t know where to start. This film put me through it.
As it went on my score kept on fluctuating but decided I had to go high based on my uncontrollable visceral reactions throughout and gasping in the cinema. The man next to me kept rubbing his feet together and I’m not sure what that meant.
The creators of this film obviously went OTT on every sensory moment to truly make us squirm. But I did not expect the…Translated from by
