Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  hey gang,
  i dont think she respected the balance... give it to ME INSTEAD NOW NOW NOW

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  Carol 2015

  ★★★ Watched 25 Aug 2024

  if you've ever wished Call Me By Your Name had lesbians instead of gays, then this movie is for you. Equally as cute as it is slow and anticlimactic. VERY STRESSFUL TO WATCH IF YOU'RE HITTING THE PENJAMIN while you're watching it.

Popular reviews

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  Grease 1978

  ★★★ Rewatched 15 May 2024

  1/3rd of the scenes are songs, 1/3rd of the scenes are about yapping, and the last 1/3rd was rape attempts and sexual assault. iconic songs tho, ngl they hit hard

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  Scary Movie 2000

  ★★★ Rewatched 08 Aug 2023

  a very gay horror movie trying to convince you its straight the whole time