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  The Thing 2011

  ★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Watching these characters die is the equivalent of watching paint dry

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  It Follows 2014

  ★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  « AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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  HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH » 
  Is all the complex speech I could form while whatching this

Popular reviews

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  Hidden Figures 2016

  ★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Watched the whole thing in TikTok at 3 am one night love that app

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  I think I can’t eat shrimp anymore :(

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