Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  Watched 17 Feb 2025

  “Cherry blossoms” are now up there with “Martha” in the world of superhero dumb

  We all need to take a good hard look in the mirror and ask ourselves just what we’re doing here.

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  Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar 2021

  Rewatched 30 Jan 2025

  “You've been pleasuring me a lot lately. In that last position, your dong went really deep. I think your dong went all the way up and... touched my heart.”

  Finally got to watch this in a packed theater and it was every bit as amazing as I knew it would be.

  Q&A after with Josh Greenbaum, Annie Mumolo and Steve Saklad

Popular reviews

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  The World Is Not Enough 1999

  ★★ Watched 17 Oct 2021

  Denise Richards plays a nuclear physicist named Christmas Jones. The movie ends by Bond saying “I thought that Christmas only comes once a year” as he and Christmas have sex. That’s all I have to say.

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  Super 8 2011

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Sep 2023

  Was one of my favorite movies when it first came out and it still holds up so well. What really stood out to me this time is the interpersonal dynamics within the friend group - JJ captures the actual way that a group of young boys in middle school/early high school fuck around with each other (wish I counted how many times they told each other to shut up in this movie) more accurately and realistically than anything else I can…