Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom 1984

  ★★★★ Rewatched 26 Jul 2023

  riddle me this, liberals: if indiana jones is such a "white saviour", then why does short round save the day?

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  Signs 2002

  Rewatched 07 Jun 2023

  the wokerati want to tell you that this film is bad

Recent reviews

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  Sweet and Lowdown 1999

  Watched 21 Mar 2025

  interesting as a portrait of a hateful, pathetic man pushed to self-destruction, unable to escape his own inadequacies and trapped in his flaws and vices

  mockumentary stylings are fun (particularly in the latter third) but zelig used the medium to greater effect, i think

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  Se7en 1995

  Watched 15 Mar 2025

  had a ticket to see this @ the cameo but i ate too many noodles and cucumber black fungus salad and so worried that a dark room and a reclining cinema chair in row D might actually cause me to pass out and die

  glad i instead went home and digested and enjoyed my favourite film snack (1000 kg of my own fingernails) throughout this relaxing experience

Popular reviews

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  Smoking Causes Coughing 2022

  Watched 17 Jul 2023 2

  mentally checked out when all the women wanted to fuck the talking rat

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  Conclave 2024

  Watched 27 Dec 2024 3

  (to firstly echo paddy's thoughts) pacing + cinematography were brilliant, and ralph fiennes had me (as expected) breathless, but

  the score was nearly omnipresent + distracting, unnecessary and altogether frustrating. the film appears to vaguely register this, as the tensest scenes are those in which there is silence, or incredibly slight ambient sound, or an impenetrable clamour.

  i very nearly loved this, but instead spent a totalled 90 min of runtime attempting not to scream "SHUT THE FUCK UP" at…