Doobert

Doobert Pro

I will dock a point if an innocent animal dies

Favorite films

  • Evil Dead II
  • Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
  • Scream
  • The Suicide Squad

Recent activity

All
  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★★

  • Novocaine

    ★★★½

  • The Hobbit

    ★★★★

  • V/H/S/Beyond

    ★★★½

Recent reviews

More
  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★★

    A man in my theatre saw this movie, and then proceeded to go to the AMC bathroom, take his shoes off, bare sock on the fucking dirty bathroom floor, he takes his pants off, and hovers his ass over the toilet and shits on the stool, then proceeds to say “they’re lucky I’m fat, it came out smooth” and then left the stall, locked eyes with me washing my hands, and left without washing his

  • Novocaine

    Novocaine

    ★★★½

    I need Jack Quaid to play Max Payne NOW

Popular reviews

More