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  • Don't Worry Darling

    ★★★

  • The Invitation

    ★★★★

  • Dune

    ★★★★★

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  • Don't Worry Darling

    Don't Worry Darling

    ★★★

    Incel Harry Styles goes down on Bell Jar Florence Pugh in this thin narrative about a Matrix version of 1960s consciousness raising. It really seemed like this story wanted to be more poignant about feminism than it was and the ending really feels held together with shoe string and bazooka joe. 
    But in the effervescent words of Styles during the press tour - “My favorite thing about this movie is that it feels like a real movie.”

  • The Invitation

    The Invitation

    ★★★★

    Thomas Doherty has a jawline that can cut glass and it does a lot of the heavy lifting in this vampire movie with a watery plot about a dying British peerage. This puzzle had a lot of pieces that got left out of the big picture, but overall I loved watching a hot man drink blood out of a lace covered wrist.

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  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★★

    Timothee Chalamet talks through his teeth, Hans Zimmer throws a grocery bag full of bouncy balls into some PVC pipe, and Javier Bardem, Jason Momoa, & Oscar Isaac spit directly into my mouth. Would see 17 more times.

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