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Favorites are constantly changing based on my current movie hyperfixations

Favorite films

  • The Lighthouse
  • The Wild Robot
  • The Witch
  • The Social Network

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  • Ocean's Eleven

    ★★★★

  • Pacific Rim

    ★★★½

  • Palm Springs

    ★★★★½

  • So I Married an Axe Murderer

    ★★★

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  • Ocean's Eleven

    Ocean's Eleven

    ★★★★

    George Clooney’s best since Batman And Robin (1997)

  • Pacific Rim

    Pacific Rim

    ★★★½

    Love watching big robots punch bigger monsters

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  • So I Married an Axe Murderer

    So I Married an Axe Murderer

    ★★★

    Things that happen in this movie:

    -The song There She Goes is played four times
    -Mike Myers refers to himself as a “sex machine”
    -At least five sections of instrument assisted slam poetry
    -Numerous health code violations in a butcher shop
    -Mike Myers’s whole bare ass is shown onscreen for several seconds and is groped
    -A married old lady aggressively kisses and proceeds to later attempt molestation on a police officer
    -An elderly Scottish man is shown without pants
    -Several minutes of background bagpipes

  • Ready or Not

    Ready or Not

    ★★★★

    Knives Out meets The Menu in this gruesome, dark horror comedy. Samara Weaving is STELLAR and that ending is pretty fantastic. Loved the hell out of this movie.

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