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I'm Still Here 2024
sobbed the entire last third of the movie to be honest? i think taking a horrible historical event and then framing it not only from a family's perspective, but basically the "matriarch" as she has to hold her family together?? honestly took my breath away. fernanda torres got snubbed!!!!!
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Rogue Agent 2022
the twist was pretty predictable which like, fair, it's based on real events and men are kind of just evil like that. it was fine. kind of felt like a classic case of the actors are kind of mogging (and this is gemma arterton's natural state of being so like who's surprised) but the script is just. there, i guess.
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Captain America: Brave New World 2025
my friend bought me tickets to this so i was like yeah fuck it i guess i'll go i havent left my house in a month. anyways i don't know why i went to the slop factory expecting something that wasn't slop but it wasn't the Worst slop ever i guess. i had fun. i guess.
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Venom: The Last Dance 2024
i mean yeah it was like pretty bad but i thought they were pretty gay again which was nice. the horse scene was certainly something. and symbiote boobies were like a thing all of a sudden. idk if that's how acid works though.
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