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Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  I just don’t want to see little boys trying to solve problems in movies. not the goonies, not the lost boys, not the sandlot, none of it

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  Basic Instinct 1992

  ★★★ Rewatched 20 Feb 2025

  looking down to see the hideous cracked dough of Michael Douglas’ mouth between my legs would terminate me man-behind-the-winkies style

Popular reviews

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  Tropic Thunder 2008

  ★½ Watched 05 Feb 2025

  justin theroux writes movies and they’re like this?

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★ Watched 30 Jan 2025 2

  head over to the Love Island app now to cast your vote for your favorite cardinal 

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