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Recent reviews

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  Nineteen Eighty-Four 1984

  ★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  Bear with me here (or don’t); if Orwell’s book is a strong erect cock standing at attention ready to satisfy, this adaptation is a flaccid (but at least clean) penis. 

  Sorry, I REALLY like the book

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  The Big Short 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Love how it looks like the main cast sat down in a circle and all traded haircuts one person to the left.

Popular reviews

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  Shakes the Clown 1991

  ★★★★ Watched 26 May 2020 1

  Better than Joker

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  Donut 2006

  Watched 21 Apr 2021

  It’s funny that this is called donut when the picture quality is much more reminiscent of a potato 

  There are less pixels in this film than there are Oscar nominations in Gary Oldman’s career

  Shot on a Nokia with Noideas

  I can go on

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