Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  V/H/S: Viral 2014

  ★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Didn’t much care for the horror from this one. The over arching story w/ the ambulance connecting all the clips was scarier than some of the these clips. Still a fun watch.

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  V/H/S/2 2013

  ★★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Rare horror sequel that’s better than the original.

  These clips from the VHS’s are far better in this adaptation than the original. Yet retains all the character of sometimes having campy actors since all of these vhs’s are shot independently and by different crews.

Popular reviews

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  Cuckoo 2024

  ★★½ Watched 26 Aug 2024

  (I can’t be bothered to recall a quote from this)

  A pretty strong first half, but descends into complete fuckery in the 2nd. On paper the story seems cool, but most of the characters motivations weren’t fleshed out. Left the theater wondering if I was going to get the theme of the film on the car ride back or if it was just that bad.

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  Blue Beetle 2023

  ★★★ Watched 18 Aug 2023

  “ᄃӨMΣ ӨП, ΉΣᄂP MΣ ᄂIKΣ IƬ.”
  
  I wanted to give it 2-2.5 stars but considering how much the Latino family next to me was laughing at some of the humor of the Hispanic jokes, I had to put a little more respect on it.

  Where “Blue Beetle” shines is it’s thematic elements of family, some enjoyable action scenes, and most of the acting. (Susan Sarandon phoned her performance in 💀) 

  It has heart but no soul. 

  “Blue Beetle” suffers from being so painfully…