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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  This is my kind of mystery spy thriller— very few jumpscares much more constant thinking. Need an AD style tour of George and Kathryn’s home and their closets bc every outfit ate. Also loved the soundtrack.

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  The Parent Trap 1961

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  the classic tale of two queens coming together to maximize their joint slay. Extra points for cute visuals and matching fuck ass bobs.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ½ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  For a horror/drama this was painfully slow and boring. I was so uninterested I tried forcing myself to fall asleep in the theater. Half a star for Willem Dafoe but genuinely terrible.

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  Bottoms 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Feb 2025

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