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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1990
If I could give this 6 stars I would. A testament to the indomitable spirit of teenage mutant turtles who are ninjas. A paragon of healthy father behavior embodied by a rat who spends the majority of the movie crucified. I am a better man for having existed in the same time period as this opus. Cowabunga
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Conclave 2024
There’s an alternate universe out there where 8th grade me didn’t miss the midnight release of Super Smash Bros Brawl for the Wii because of my 8th grade confirmation class which was the final straw of my disillusionment with catholicism and I end up getting to vote for the pope at the conclave
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