Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Caddo Lake 2024

  ½ Watched 20 Oct 2024 2

  How can you impregnate someone in 2005 if you died in 1999? Also what was the fucking point?! Waste of my time.

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  Anatomy of a Fall 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Feb 2024

  5 stars to the dog.

Popular reviews

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  Pig 2021

  ½ Rewatched 31 Aug 2021

  I don’t think I’ve ever seen a worse movie.

  What even was that.

  Does the pig even have a name.

  Does his wife.

  What was that shit. Literally none of that mattered. That was an hour and 26 minutes too long.

  How did this even get made.

  Why won’t Nick wash his face. Why did he even go to fight club.

  What 
  What 
  What was that shit

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  The Woman in the Window 2021

  ★½ Watched 21 May 2021

  I don’t understand how they so completely butchered such well written characters with such a decent cast. Incredibly bad adaption. I wanted to turn it off within two scenes. I know adaptions are tough, but every cinematic choice ruined or left out all the important plot points, and the movie is hardly coherent if you haven’t read the book.

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