The girl starts peeing herself in the lift and breaks into tears as the sad music swells. I yelled “why did they make this movie? Why am I being shown this?”
In an interview the director said he made this movie because from an early age he had a strong sense for the dangers of skiing.
Okay.
You better like “take me to the river” cuz they’re gonna play it 9 times.
I like take “me to the river.”
Shot in 3 hours (not joking) during the 2025 Oscars as a protest against watching the Oscars. This is a sequel to The Text, shot in 3 hours during the 2024 Oscars.
Presented as a 40 minute “oner,” no cuts, just laughs goofs and gags as the camera is motivated through a man’s turbulent 31st birthday.
For 40 minutes? This thing is breezy. Richer than a sketch, lighter than the average feature.
Just cool that they made this.
Realized I filled out the stars but never logged this gay little movie. I love you my surgery obsessed boy wife.
