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  The Raid 2011

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 23 Mar 2025

  love when mad dog cleans up the room before his fight with Yuda and Andi. like “let’s get this chain out of here. Don’t want no environmental kills” and then he fucke up the cool finisher on Andi and just turns his head to the left really fast. This movie rules. Space Melt rules

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  Eephus 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  remember in the epilogue of The Sandlot where it’s like “and this one guy got really into the 60’s and nobody has heard from him” what the fuck was that about. Baseball is crazy

Popular reviews

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  Mallrats 1995

  ½ Watched 25 Jul 2021

  I used to live with this guy who insisted mall rats was the best movie ever made. A few weeks later he gave me all of his possessions and moved to california. I think he killed himself

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  The Matrix Resurrections 2021

  ★★½ Watched 22 Dec 2021

  imagine this. me in goldman sachs begging for 5000 american dollars so I can finally make the matrix real. psych that wasn’t real. That just happened in the matrix an illusion.. Now this, I am drunk driving down shore blasting smashing pumpkins…..was that the matrix? we will never know

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