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yeah that happened
best thing about this movie is the food fight with gilbert gottfried. mostly cause I picture him as that parrot from Aladdin all the time.

The lensflares seems like a drunken bet jj made with friends to see how many he could get away with, and the truck armed with a nuclear device to set off the train explosion bothered me...but then I figured out I was watching a goonies2.0/ET mashup megamix I was all in. the kids were hilarious and awesome, music was rad, attention to detail was all there. Also complaining about the ending? you complain at goonies? NOPE shit is mega happy. deal with it.

This is basically mila softcore....and that is worth a billion rewatches. I don't even care/know what else is going on.

LIKED
1. The boobs.
2. The violence. most of it was pretty conantastic
3. ron perlman as a barbarian. Especially after watching a SOA marathon...cause its hilarious.

DISLIKED
1.some corny scenes, like anything with conan yelling into the air. or raising a sword/fist
2. the music. not really disliked...but the OG conan soundtrack has a special place in my heart.
3. Coulda done with some more boobs.

I mean this is a conan movie. And it was pretty conanish, would watch again if on. *NOTE original ahnuld was of course, the best barbarian.