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Inheritance 2024
I love me some Phoebe Dynevor and a good old fashioned spy thriller, and I'm even on board for the avatar-esque all iPhone experiment. But something about this just didn't work for me. Even when I was enjoying myself, I couldn't help but feel like something was missing from every sequence. It's concept over execution and while I applaud the effort it doesn't quite work.
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Grand Theft Hamlet 2024
What a wholly unique viewing experience. This would make a great double feature with Remarkable Life of Ibelin.
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The Electric State 2025
We can stop letting the Russo Brothers make movies and release Millie Bobby Brown from her Netflix hostage situation now, right? Like, we don't have to keep putting people through this shit anymore, right?
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The Coffee Table 2022
The next time someone asks me why I'm not married and don't have kids, I'm going to recommend this film and ruin their lives forever.
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