Nick Craven

Nick Craven

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  • The Retirement Plan

    ★★½

  • The Beekeeper

    ★★★½

  • Wish

    ★★

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    ★★★★½

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  • The Retirement Plan

    The Retirement Plan

    ★★½

    A sloppy action film with a few good gags and a Mcguffin that is never explained. Kinda broke down in act 3. Nic Cage is as much himself as usual, and that's good enough for me.

    SPOILERS

    These title card are getting out of hand.
    Bobo deserved better.
    Also what happened to Jimmy?

  • The Beekeeper

    The Beekeeper

    ★★★½

    Unironically, I learned a lot about bees from this movie.

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  • Wish

    Wish

    ★★

    This movie is, maybe accidentally, an allegory for Disney's corporate greed. It's hard not to connect the movie's villain with the company's notoriously litigious copyright practices and refusal to allow their works to fall into the public domain. (Also this is another animated movie about wishes where Harvey Guillen plays a charmingly annoying lil guy, but Puss in Boots was so much better). The songs aren't bad, and Chris Pine is really selling evil corporate overlord who wants everyone to…

  • Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire

    Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire

    ½

    Making a derivative work isn't a cardinal sin, as long as you don't do what Zack Snyder does here with Rebel Moon. Aside from the admittedly cool visuals, the use and subversion of genre tropes in this movie are all it has going for it. The movie has nothing to say about imperialism, hope, and destiny that wasn't already said in better films. I really don't want a director's cut this time unless the entire movie is rewritten or the countless slow-motion action scenes are sped up to be in real time. That would shave off at least 30 minutes.

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