Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Pulse 2001

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  大丈夫 🙂‍↔️

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  I’m sorry to all the pill bugs I stepped on throughout my life

Popular reviews

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  Twisters 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Jul 2024

  I’m gonna beat Jimmy Fallon’s ass for replacing Twister: Ride It Out at Universal Studios.

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  Haunted Mansion 2023

  ★★ Watched 04 Aug 2023

  100% guarantee that when Disney was like “you’re going to have a dozen product placement ads in this movie” and someone tried to pitch it as “it’s like a fun reference to how Disney theme park rides are sponsored!”