Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Artemis Fowl 2020

  ½ Watched 14 Jun 2020

  Don’t quite know what I was expecting. 

  Decent 1

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  Knives Out 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Feb 2020

  Oy Sospect, Fahuul Pulay

  Light 9

Popular reviews

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  Neuilly sa mère, sa mère ! 2018

  Watched 07 Aug 2018

  The first one is absolute garbage and terrible, but I love it. (I had to watch it in French class)

  I can’t watch this one and I want to. 

  
  I messaged the lead actor on Instagram and I think he blocked me.

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  Happy Death Day 2U 2019

  ½ Watched 22 Feb 2019 1

  I feel like I went on a spiritual journey. It’s like they had 40 different ideas for a happy death day sequel and just just said fuck it. All of them. 

  It’s quite frankly an odyssey. 

  I laughed.  I cried. Mostly in pain. It simultaneously was the most meaningless 100 minutes of my life while also being some of the most enlightening. 

  I’ve opened my third eye and all three of them are crying. 

  God is dead
  Art is dead
  And happy death day 2U killed em’

  1,000,000/10
  Or
  -1,000,000/10
  There is no in between.

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