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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  Silly gorey monkey fun. I loved this movie

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  Old 2021

  ★★ Watched 03 Feb 2025

  What a beautiful, terrible, confoundingly dumb masterpiece of crap.  Honestly could give this anything from 1 to 5 stars, depending on the day. 
  Everything about this movie is played so sincerely, and then you remember there’s  character called ‘Mid Sized Sedan.’
  I also think this may be the first and only time a dog dying in a movie has made me laugh so bonus points for that.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Jan 2025

  “Let the girl rave-”  You said it Professor

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  Triangle 2009

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  Was this movie actually objectively  good? Honestly no idea, but I do know  that if you sit me down in front of  anything even vaguely time-loop related I’ll be a very happy chappy, so no complaints from me

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