Pink⚸Meanie

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I have terrible taste in movies

Favorite films

  • Night of the Seagulls
  • Spider Baby
  • Stacy: Attack of the Schoolgirl Zombies
  • Hell's Ground

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  • Longlegs

    ★★★★

  • Ginger Snaps

    ★★★★★

  • Little Shop of Horrors

    ★★★★★

  • Talk to Me

    ★★★★

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  • Sound of Violence

    Sound of Violence

    ★★★★

    I don't know the last time I've been hit so close to home by a movie.

    Quick personal story- I lost a significant amount of my hearing when I was a kid, the doctor didn't know the cause but something neural, and then it came back to an extent though I still had loss in certain ranges. Flash forward to my mid-20s and I lost basically all of the hearing in one ear and a majority of speech recognition in…

  • Host

    Host

    ★★★★

    Color me impressed. This sounded stupid, but turned out to be a very well done tech-centric horror wrought with atmosphere despite literally being a Zoom call under the free meeting time-constraints. Quick runtime, convincing likable characters, and not as focused on the gimmick as I assumed it'd be.

    Chances are this will go down as legitimate mid-corona isolation horror here in a few years when we're all dead and cockroaches are ruling the earth. The death throes of civilization looking for something other than reality to fear. Happy trails.

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  • Monster Inside: America's Most Extreme Haunted House

    Monster Inside: America's Most Extreme Haunted House

    ★★★

    I've said it before and I'll keep saying it. Fuck Russ McKamey. Absolute scum. Go rot.

    Nothing terribly new here, except I didn't know about the email hacking.

  • DreadOut

    DreadOut

    ★★

    This is the type of game concept that doesn't translate well to film because there's a huge difference between the phone gimmick first person in a video game versus watching a teen use their phone camera flash as a weapon on film. It doesn't work on screen, and mostly just comes across as silly. There are some decent creature effects and the sets are cool, but overall this is a mess of a film.

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  • Viral

    Viral

    ★★½

    Am I the only one bothered by the fact this is called Viral and the description says it's a virus, despite them making it explicitly clear throughout the film that it's a parasite?

  • Eko Eko Azarak: Wizard of Darkness

    Eko Eko Azarak: Wizard of Darkness

    ★★★½

    It's basically a Japanese Harry Potter. With Satanic rituals. And voodoo. And nudity. And beheadings. And gore. And lesbians.