Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  at some point a movie can be TOO SQUISHY

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  i’ll take 17 more of those little blonde bitches please

Popular reviews

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  Relax, I'm from the Future 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Sep 2023

  like if that van gogh episode of doctor who was on cocaine and the doctor was also the love of my life

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  Pretty Baby: Brooke Shields 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Jan 2023

  every oscar voter in the room second guessing putting tom cruise on their ballot