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  National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 1989

  ★★½ Watched 22 Dec 2024 1

  Knowing that Chevy chase is a piece of shit definitely impacted this review.

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  Pixels 2015

  ★ Watched 20 Oct 2024 4

  I hated watching this. Kevin James being the president of the United States set the tone immediately. It would be difficult to write a script this unfunny. I can’t imagine the radio silence there must have been watching this in theaters. Miss after miss after miss. This movie is so fucking boring you could’ve convinced me I just sat down for 2.5 hours watching it. Unserious movie. Genuinely who is this movie made for because even from a kids perspective it stinks.

Popular reviews

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  Uncut Gems 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Jun 2024

  The sixers losing finally produced something valuable in my life. It’s rare for me to feel anxious during a movie, but this film is an exception. I’m not sure that I’ve ever been more stressed or annoyed during a movie. There are so many scenes that had me “on the edge of my seat” for a lack of a better term. One second I’m watching Elton Brand, the next I’m watching the most stressful scene possible. Adam Sandler in more serious roles are top tier.

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  Star Wars 1977

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Oct 2024

  This movie is a 5/5, but I watched the edited version where George Lucas added CGI so I’m taking .5 off. The CGI is so jarring. Who goes back and edits a movie from 1977 to add CGI creatures and robots? Not only that but George couldn’t help himself and also had to digitally move Han’s head so that Greedo could shoot first (implying Han is a good guy and didn’t shoot first). Not only does it look absolutely terrible,…

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